I liked it more when I thought it was “first thing’s first, I’m a realist”
There’s a special laugh you save for when you tell a joke and it takes the listener an extra moment or two to get it. I don’t know if it’s a covering laugh, a pleasantly-surprised laugh, a laugh-of-disbelief.
a timely reminder that this blog is NSFW. if you don’t like blood, unfollow me now.